It's Gone

*drops crumbs*

*reaches into shirt, fruitlessly*

"Welp, it's gone now."

Steel

"You'll get shot! "

"Don't worry. I've got breasts of steel!"

The Night

While driving through a cloud of steam emanating from a manhole in the road: *Batman voice a.k.a. smoker's voice* I AM THE NIGHT!

Gas Station

Leaving the gas station, I start singing: "I've got herpes in all the right places"

While looking for my phone: *in a southern accent* "Where is my vagina?"